Apocalypse Leggings

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  • Regular price $105.00

High-waisted leggings for the end times in organic cotton and thicker bamboo terry. Our signature holster style seams across the thighs, knee pads for when you have to crawl through the rubble of society, holster for your light saber, and zippered pocket for your last sparks of hope (or your AI ending cyber program zip drive, or a banana, depending on what you need for the diaspora, it’s a pretty big pocket). The last pair of leggings you will ever need.